Month: October 2016

The Double-Speak Lexicon of Empress Hillary and Deposed Billary

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  • “investment”: Socialization (state ownership of the means of production and total-taxation) of as much of the economic infrastructure as possible, so as to limit private investment in the economy by (evil)Capitalists on Wall Street (though we still like their contributions to our coffers).
  • “jobs”: government socialization of as much labor as possible to “create” jobs through aggressive taxation of those already working.
  • “lower taxes”: raise all taxes
  • “corporate America”: the (evil)people from whom we must siphon as much money as possible, while at the same time condemning (wicked)“Wall Street” (in order to get the Anarchists’ vote), though many there willingly funnel large piles of cash into our (benevolent)expense accounts.
  • “universal health care”: assured, progressive bankruptcy of the U.S. Treasury (and the impoverished middle class tax-payers) to create the maximum tax-payer dependence on the government through Socializing of the economy, while decreasing the quality of health care for everyone, by forcing every American to buy a (benevolent)product that they do not want, and then punishing them (with our kindly beneficence of great wisdom in our subjects’ care) through a hefty fine for refusing to purchase it.
  • “Social-security”: same as above. Eventual, complete Socialization of personal finances for all. Security is found through greater impoverishment and lessened anxiety about managing one’s own finances through the kindly wisdom of our Great Mother.
  • “Free college”: (evil)wealthy people will pay to continue public high-school indoctrination and “socialization” (of all the miscreants that high-school failed to socialize), to further impoverish the middle class and assure the decline of quality in education for their children, since we must assure the decline of (Evil) “American Exceptionalism.”
  • liberation” and “freedom: personal, moral, spiritual freedom from all traditional (especially mean Judeo-Christian religious) constraints so as to encourage Islamic Jihadists on our shores to increase the chaos of social anarchy, in order to secure total(itarian) control by our benevolent Empress. This should include the greatest degree possible of enslavement to government funding, including governance of proper bathroom use, and propitious fines for all who transgress the language laws controlling speech (and incorrect thought) and the new definitions of “family,” “marriage,” male” and “female,” “men’s room” and “ladies’ room,” and “sin.”
  • “marriage, family, and children”: total moral freedom for absolute sexual liberation, to eliminate all “traditional” marital boundaries, having redefined “male” and “female.” This must include death-on-demand for all unwanted pre-born babies, even into late-terms for “problematic” pregnancies. No government should have the power to stop free men and women from killing these unborn folk.
  • “Supreme Court”: the supreme means to redefine reality for my subjects. Appoint sufficiently compliant truth-managers.
  • “Democracy”: an imperial Empress ruling over the world and her deposed Emperor who inhabit a Pent-house on Pennsylvania Avenue. There is no need to re-count the vote.
  • “national security”: use unsecured servers for top-secret emails (to assure they get hacked). Posture as “anti-colonial” by weakening U.S. military strength, gaining the trust of those to whom we promise more arms and money.
  • “Islam”: a (benevolent)religion of love, peace, charity, and joy.
  • “terrorist”: a (benevolent), though a bit extreme, member of the religion of Islam.
  • “border control reform”: build some walls to suggest that illegally crossing the border will assure the 11,000,000 that amnesty is just a vote away.
  • “hemispheric common-trade”: to assure that border crossings guarantee that most U.S. industry-labor goes abroad, while at the same brilliant stroke provide free health-care and education for all those 11,000,000 “undocumented” (nice) people who are happy to be on this side of Border-Control.
  • “pro America”: assure that America is as weak as possible in the eyes of the world-governments to pre-empt their feeling that they are on the defensive or threatened by our (benevolent)Empire.
  • “national security”: weaken the US military enough to lesson Islamic, and others’, fears of American hegemony, while also appeasing the anarchists who hate those (evil)Wall Street supporters we depend upon to fund our benevolent foundations that keep us in power.
  • “political reform”: appoint as many friends as possible to government offices, so long as they help us raise taxes, lower the GDP, and frighten Christian school boys with penalties who refuse to use the ladies’ room.
  • “total transparency”: lie, lie again, and then lie again, in the hope that everyone(important) might believe it for their own benefit. This is otherwise known as “stretching the truth,” but most (moronic)Americans will miss the irony of that (malevolent)oxymoron.